Guest Post: Mistpool

YO! It’s Mistpool! Lilyspark invited me to do a guest post, so here it is!

I think that cats are boss, but you know what else is awesome? Narwhals!!!! I don’t know about you but I see much controversy on the Unicorns vs Narwhals debate. So I’m going to try and list things about them about them and let you comment on who you think should win!

Okay let’s start with getting down the facts.

• Narhwhals exist in the human world

• Unicorns don’t exist in the human world

• Only male narwhals have horns

• All unicorns have horns

• Unicorns are magical

• Narwhals have no known magical properties (I think living in freezing waters is quite magical..)

• The word Narwhal is commonly mispronounced

• I’ve never heard the word Unicorn mispronounced

• Lastly, I’ve encountered many adults that think they both don’t exist

Hope you enjoyed reading this post! Maybe Lilyspark will let me do another guest post!

“Mistpool out” *drops nonexistent mic*