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Good evening. Today we will be talking about a recent tragedy in the warriors series.

Ivypool: Rebel girl*. Awesomely boss. No one really wanted her to settle down! Be free, amazing symbol of cat feminism!!!

But alas, Ivypool has found a.... interesting mate option. Meet Fernsong.

Fernsong: Named after a warrior cat housewife lady, essentially a younger Lionblaze. With less... awesomeness.

Okay, so, at this point you're like, whatever. At least he's hasn't been that weird in the books that we know of.

Oh, but it gets worse.

It does. It does.

1. Fernsong is around... 2 years old. 2. And Ivypool is 4.5 years old!!! SHE IS TWICE HIS AGE. WHY. WHY.

So, it's pretty bad, but... it gets even worse.

2. Ivypool's mom, Whitewing, is Cloudtail's daughter, who is Firestar's nephew.

Firestar's daughter Leafpool's son is Lionblaze who's son is Fernsong.

THEY ARE RELATED!!! I AM DEAD INSIDE. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*At this point I started to play the song Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill in my head.