Paul Blart, Clan Cop 3: Thornclaw

Yo. I am here to ask you a simple question. Is there ever ANYONE but Thornclaw and Cloudtail who is ever on guard when people are sneaking out to meet their secret 'friend' and lie to them about going to the dirtplace. It happens in like every single book. Go check for yourself.

You'd think Thornclaw would know by now that when people go to the dirtplace and come back at dawn looking tired that they hadn't just did a really big poop. If it was true, then Leafpool seriously needs to stock up on laxatives.

Even when the guard is just dually noted, it's like: Rainwhisker was settling down to guard! *reader breathes in sigh of relief* Then, Thornclaw came up kicked the legit poop out of Rainwhisker and took his place. END OF TRANSCRIPT.

So yeah. Thornclaw is a Mall Cop. And Cloudtail is his understudy. (Because he is expendable, and if he dies we all will by more books because we threw the first one across the room when he died. MARKETING! :D